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I love you Lil Debbie.

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I’m super hungry but I have no appetite. This is a problem I NEVER have.

Also I’ve flossed every day for the past like two weeks. What’s happening to me?

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syd-monster: lost—time: why dont you go to your room and do nothing
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lost—time:

why dont you go to your room and do nothing

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Q:3.

greetingsfromboston

Five things that irritate me about the same sex?

  1. It kind of bothers me the way that all of the gays know all of the gays because I was never part of that until recently.
  2. I hate the way the gay community seems to worship a certain body type which VERY FEW real people can achieve.
  3. I do not like body hair. Which many men have lots of (including me)!
  4. I don’t like cattiness in either sex.
  5. poop

Q:8, 16, 20, 21

thrillionaire

8. Last night out: My last night out out was with you! We went to that burger place earlier in the night with Meghan and Andrea and everyone. Then we watched Modern Family at Joy’s, then we sat around in your room. I texted Priya and we went over to their room.
We drank the drank and every time we kissed we high fived and yelled “OBAMA!” haha you made out with Priya briefly… and generally drank a BIT too much. We went to IHOP with Keana but you wanted to go back to the room when we got there. So we did! You threw a fit but eventually we went to bed :]

16. Drunken Story: One time the summer after my junior year of high school I was in the car with my friends going to KFC and I did a lengthy monologue as Winston Churchill. Good times

20. Press Cntrl v and post: “8. Last night out: My last night out out was with you! We went to that burger place earlier in the night with Meghan and Andrea and everyone. Then we watched Modern Family at Joy’s, then we sat around in your room. I texted Priya and we went over to their room.
We drank the drank and every time we kissed we high fived and yelled “OBAMA!” haha you made out with Priya briefly… and generally drank a BIT too much. We went to IHOP with Keana but you wanted to go back to the room when we got there. So we did! You threw a fit but eventually we went to bed :]”

21. bit of my last IM convo:

I just turned it on!
WOO she’s so annoying
It’s called ROOMS
your house has ROOMS
that are separate
for real
the whole, one room goes to another to another IS IN EVERY HOUSE
THATS HOW THEY WORK
hahaha
anklebuster
you won’t even use that space
LAWL
THE YARD OMG
so great
the term anklebuster makes me laughhh
teehee
ooh looks like I’ve got some questions to answer : )
hehehehe
My last night out?
uhh
hahaha
i want you to think obvz
I don’t even remember
and my last night out out was with you
yes
it was when we were in Magz and Priya’s room right?
yesss it was
yeahhh

Q:26

Anonymous

Story of my first kiss?
I hate my first kiss story! I was 15- freshman year of high school- and my friend Hannah threw a Halloween party. There were these two gay guys there and at some point Hannah beckons me to come down to the basement. The two guys and Hannah were down there in the laundry room, and I learned that someone decided it was time for me to learn how to kiss. Sooo I kissed the guy (Andrew was his name I think).
Bam first kiss!

sentimental-nowhere replied to your post: If you could travel to anywhere in the

I know right!? The problem is that no one is going to bring in fucking sausages. Or bier obviously

Boredom on a Saturday

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

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Guyss I want more followers

Ugh…

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I happened upon this… am I correct in thinking that it’s about me and Doug? haha I laughed so hard when I saw this

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Q:If you could travel to anywhere in the world, where would it be?

greetingsfromboston

Oh laawwwd! I would really like to go to the Middle East. Morocco, Israel, or Egypt maybe! Hopefully after another year of Arabic I’ll be ready to actually communicate a little with people.
Alternatively, Germany would be awesome. It would be beautiful and I love the food.